Meet Holly Evans
Holly is the latest talent to join the Law Offices of Torres & Haroldson. For those in the know, Holly is a longtime stalwart in the family law arena and former right-hand lady of Boyd Buckingham. Living in Maple Valley, we are now blessed and ecstatic to have her as she greets everyone who comes in through the doors or calls on the phone.
Holly graduated with an A.A. degree in Criminal Justice and went on to complete her B.A. in Law and Justice, with a minor in political science, from Central Washington University. She has three (3) children and enjoys living in Maple Valley and working for the Law Offices of Torres & Haroldson. She strives to live a quiet life and has a fetish for organizing things and being tidy. Holly has an infinity for watching moving water, contemplating the un-imaginable power and colors of the universe, and being kind and helpful to others.
On her time away from work she also enjoys many types of theater events and watching her amazingly talented daughter perform and sing on stage, classical music watching non-violent movies, spending time with her children and, occasionally, engaging in retail therapy. If you didn't know, Holly's amazingly talented daughter is none other than 2021 Jimmy Awards Finalist Victoria Evans!!!
Serious Q & A
We sat down with Holly to see if we could dig deeper and get to know her a little better. Here's what we found out . . . .
Q: On average, how many times a week do you hurt herself trying to dance in the shower?
A: I have never danced in the shower.
Q: What's the most money you've ever drunkenly spent at McDonald's?
A: I have not ever bought McDonalds while intoxicated.
Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find baby pictures on Facebook?
A: I do not find them intolerable at all.
Q: How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren't you eating more?
A: Although I like cereal, I don't really eat it.
Q: Who would you let punch you directly in the face?
A: Uhh, no one.
Q: How many days have you gone without showering?
A: That is a private matter-isn't this question against the law or something?😊
Q: How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually new one another in real life?
A: I did not ever contemplate they even knew each other.
Q: Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?
A: That is just disgusting — never.
Q: What's your favorite flavor of Skittle?
A: The tropical flavored ones.
Q: How many sandwiches have you eaten off the floor?
A: Now you are just making me cringe — none.
Q: How many bottles of wine have you finished without ever actually pouring any of the wine into a glass?
Q: Who was your favorite Power Ranger?
A: Personally, I was not fond of any of the Power Rangers.
Q: What did you do the night Whitney Houston died?
A: Hoped they took the Power Rangers off television.
Q: How many donuts are you capable of eating in one sitting?
A: As many as I would like.
Q: Who was your favorite Spice Girl?
A: I do not even know any of their songs. Please, someone bring Luciano Pavarotti back from the dead!
Q: How violently did you have to fight the urge to scream when you hear the ice cream truck coming?
A: Not much.
Q: Say there's like a whole box of Teddy Grahams in a room all by themselves. Say I left them there and told you not to eat any until I got back. How long would it take you to disobey my wishes?
A: Naturally I would obey your wishes.
Q: How many Taylor Swift songs do you actually listen to every single day?
Q: How long after you feel full do you keep eating for?
A: It depends on what my taste buds tell me to do.
Q: How many hours after getting paid does it take you to spend your entire pay check?
A: Bahaha. Ugh, not long since I live in King County!
Q: Do you agree that Harry Potter was a huge a-hole and probably the least exciting character in the entire series?
A: No! Harry Potter was awesome along with the whole cast.
Q: How many people do you fall in love with every day?
A: Usually at least 1 — but never on a personal intimate level.
Q: How many friendships have you ruined because you refused to play a game of Monopoly mercifully?
Q: What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn't even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their baby face. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
A: I kindly look right at the baby, I smile and say, “Ahhh, welcome to the world little baby.” Finishing with a comment to the parent that babies are one of the last pure things on the entire planet.
Q: What is your favorite kind of cookie?
A: Chocolate chip with coconut.
Q: How long do you wait after finishing your first plate of food before getting a second plate of food?
A: This truly depends on many different factors.
Q: When you're at a buffet, how many trays of food do you start off with?
A: Depends on the food and people I am with.
Q: What's the weirdest place you've ever unintentionally vomited?
A: DON'T even say that word!
Q: What's the weirdest place you've ever intentionally vomited?
A: See above.
Q: If I gave you $10 bucks to go buy me chocolate milk, and it only cost $3, would you bring me all the change or would you tell me it was actually $10? Because I'll know. I'll know chocolate mile doesn't cost that much.
A: Of course, I would bring back every bit of your change.
Q: How many seconds would it take you to eat this entire block of cheese?
A: Not long.
Q: Have you ever found the image of a biblical figure on a piece of toast?
A: Unfortunately, not.
Q: How long does it take you to scroll through Facebook before giving up?
A: 5 minutes.
Q: Who do you just hate the most?
Q: Do you think Zac Efron is really nice in real life or does he just walk around with his abs out telling people to go fetch him vegetables?
A: I have absolutely no idea.
Q: What's your favorite thing to order from the Olive Garden?
A: Angel hair pasta with shrimp.
Q: How many times does it take for you to listen to a song that you love before you actually hate it instead?
A: Since I have impeccable taste in music, that never happens.
Q: Do you ever stop and think about the number of soiled diapers in the world? Like. Whoa. Am I right?
A: Well, I did not ever think about it until I was confronted with this question….
Q: Have you ever started petting a really fluffy dog and just gotten very overwhelmed by how fluffy this dog is?
A: Absolutely, YES!
Q: Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention. What do you think cats dream about?
A: I wish I knew. I do not believe they have nightmares like humans do.
And, there you have it everyone. Now, we all know Holly just a little bit better! In all seriousness, we at Torres & Haroldson are lucky to have her and enjoy her being part of our team.